Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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