I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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