Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
