never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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