Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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