he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I forget how to act sober
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