If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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