Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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