Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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