I wish you could order shots online.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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