Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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