It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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