Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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