that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's just like the Real World with babies
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Actions speak louder than pants.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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