in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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