This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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