Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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