if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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