ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Are my feet made of real feet?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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