Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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