Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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