Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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