just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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