...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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