She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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