Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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