Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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