Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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