question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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