8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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