Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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