she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize