im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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