They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Randomize
