it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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