Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i believe in u and ur pee
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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