there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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