Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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