Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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