operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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