What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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