he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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