i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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