a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He better not be in your backpack
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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