Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wish you could order shots online.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
MIDGETS
????
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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