I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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