I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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