she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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