wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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