Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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