Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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