i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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