its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
