they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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