I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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