Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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