Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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